Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your dad jokes!
Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did I, Professor Punsley, become a professor? I was punderly qualified!
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