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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
"She was always gravitating towards other people." (ba-dum-tss)
Or, why did the alien go to the party?
"Because it was a 'gas'!"
Or, why did the space suit go to therapy?
"Because it was feeling a little 'cracked'."
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