Alien Improv: The Professor Punsley's Intergalactic Jokes

Why did the alien go to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were 'out of this world'!

Joke 1: What do you call an alien that walks into a bar?

A: A bar-walking alien!

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Joke 2: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

A: Because he needed space!

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Joke 3: Why did the alien go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a bad case of the 'zits'!

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Joke 4: Why did the alien go to the gym?

A: To get some 'alien-ation' exercise!

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Joke 5: Why did the alien go to the dance club?

A: To get 'star-busted'!

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