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Asteroid Agony: The Venusian Belt Edition

Why is it so hard to find a good asteroid? I mean, seriously, have you met the ones in this belt?

They're all like, "Hey, human, you're so small and insignificant, I'm going to float past you and give you the ol' asteroid elbow." No, thanks, Asteroid McSneez, I'll just pass.

But, on a serious note, have you ever seen the prices of asteroid realประก estate around here?

It's like they're trying to sell you a timeshare in space or something.

Anyway, I'm off to find a decent asteroid, or, you know, just float off into the vast expanse of space and never be heard from again.

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