Ugliness as a Spectrum
Ah, the age-old conundrum: Ugly People are the Best. But, of course, ugliness exists on a spectrum, much like the color spectrum, or the Quantum Ugliness that governs the behavior of particles with particularly unappealing wavelengths.
- On one end, we have the Ugly-But-Not-Actually-So, the tolerable, yet still off-putting, faces that populate our daily lives.
- Next, we have the Ugly-Beauty Spectrum, where the lines between attractiveness and ugliness blur into an existential crisis.
- Further down the scale, we find the Unapologetically Ugly, where individuals proudly sport facial moles the size of small planets.
- And, on the far end, we encounter the Cosmic Ugly, where faces resemble supernovae, imploding in a burst of unsightly glory.