Feline Jokes: Because Purr-suasion

Funny Felines

The cat's out of the bag, and so are these jokes. Here's a purr-fectly silly list of_goals:

• Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be theประก purr-cussionist!
• Why did the cat go to the gym? To get some paws-itive reinforcement!
• What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band!
• Why did the cat take a selfie? To capture its purr-fect side!
• Why did the cat go to the vet? It had a hair-raising experience!

You can find more feline humor at Feline Jokes 2

Whisker Wisdom

Because cats are naturally wise, here are some whisker-ific tips:

• Never wake a sleeping cat. It's a cat-astrophe waiting to happen!
• Don't try to pet a cat. It's a cat-astrophic mistake!
• Never, ever, ever try to take a selfie with a cat. Purr-haps you'll end up on the wrong side of the cat!
• Cats are naturally good at napping. Try it out for yourself.