Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why do cats always land on their feet? Because they have cat-astrophic luck!
Cats have four different personalities: aloof, affectionate, aggressive, and "get out of my face."
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? An meow-sical band!
Why do cats take naps all day? Because they're paws-itive they'll be tired!
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