Why did I, the great Professor Punsley, create this site?
It's because I'm a purr-fectionist. I wanted to prove that even the most cat-astrophic logic can be solved with a little bit of whimsy.
Here's a purr-fectly logical puzzle: Why did the cat go to the gym?
To get some paws-itive reinforcement!
And don't even get me started on catnip and the laws of physics. I'll have you know that catnip is the feline equivalent of dark matter.
1. All cats are black, but not all black things are cats.
2. A cat in the hand is worth two in the bush, but only if the cat is a catnip farmer.
3. A cat can fit in a teacup, but only if it's a very small cat in a very large teacup.
And that's the end of today's lesson. Learn more about Feline Punsley's Purr-oddy Logic