Why did the duck get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was caught fowl-play-ing!

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

Because it had a fowl cough!

Why did the duck go to the doctor?

Because it had a bill to pay!

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To get some egg-cellent exercise!

And that's the egg-pening truth, folks!

Stay tuned for more fowl play, folks!