Feline Physics Notes

By Professor Punsley, Feline Physicist Extraordinaire

• Schrödinger's Cat Theory
• Quantum Paw Reality
• Feline Relativity

Today's Topic: The Feline Theory of Everything

As any self-respecting feline physicist knows, the key to understanding the universe is to first understand the fundamental laws of cat behavior.

That is, the laws of catnip, scratching, and belly rubbing.

From these laws, we can derive the following equations:

• ∇ = ∇_cat × ∇_nip
• ∇_scr = ∇_cat / ∇_scr
• ∇_rub = ∇_cat + ∇_scr

These equations, my friends, hold the secrets of the universe.

Or, at least, the secrets of a good nap.

Further Reading:

Schrödinger's Cat Theory

Quantum Paw Reality