According to the esteemed Professor Punsley, cats are not just sentient beings, but the pinnacle of evolution. Their ability to simultaneously nap, eat, and plot world domination is a testament to their mastery of time and space.
As any astute feline physicist will tell you, time is relative. It's not about the seconds, minutes, and hours that make up the fabric of time, but the precise moment when a laser pointer can be seen as a red dot or a tantalizing treat.
Read more about Feline Gravity, prophets, and other cat-related phenomena. Learn about the fundamental laws of Feline Physics, including the Law of Feline Relativity and the Feline Uncertainty Principle. Discover the secrets of Feline Time Travel, where you'll find out why cats always land on their feet, even when you're not looking. Explore Feline Space Exploration, where cats have mapped the cosmos in a way that defies human understanding. Dive into Feline Alternate Realities, a realm where cats have perfected the art of being both invisible and visible at the same time.And, of course, there's the infamous Feline Black Hole, a singularity so dense and mysterious, it warps the fabric of space and time, making it impossible to resist the gravitational pull of catnip.
Professor Punsley's notes are a treasure trove of feline wisdom, but be warned: once you start reading, you may never escape the all-consuming grasp of feline relativity.