Puns as a Form of Self-Defense

When in danger, a well-timed pun can be a life-saving device. Like this one: "Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!"

Puns are the best way to keep your wits about you when faced with a predator. Like this one: "Why did the mummy go to the party? Because he heard it was a graveyard smash!"

But don't just take our word for it, Professor Punsley's Punderful Guide to Self-Defense is available in the Defense Mechanisms section.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out the Advanced Puns page.