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Professor Punsley's Snooze Control Notes
Snooze Control
Notes by Professor Punsley
**The Art of Waking Up**
As an expert in the field of snoozology (a real thing, I swear), I've studied the art of waking up.
Here are some tips to help you start your day on a high note:
- Set your alarm clock to go off in your dreams
- Invest in a smart bed that can detect your snoozing patterns
- Hire someone to wake you up with a loud, obnoxious noise
For more information, visit:
Snooze Hacking 101
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:
Snooze Napping: The Dark Art of Waking Up in Style