Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, clearly.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win a prize? He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
Why did the banana look so ashen?
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a little "bug" in it.
Why did the robot lose its wig?
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