Pants as a Scapegoat

By Professor Punsley, Esq.

It's a well-known fact that pants are often the first to go when the apocalypse comes.

But did you know that, in a bold move, Professor Punsley has decided to use his pants as a scapegoat to save the world?

His plan involves dressing his pants up as a chicken, putting them in a tiny top hat, and sending them to the heart of the apocalypse, where the pants will be the ultimate distraction, buying time for the Professor and the rest of us to escape in style.