Professor Punsley's Pants-as-a-Scapegoat Phase Three: The Pant-astrophe

The End is Near!

Phase three of Professor Punsley's pants-as-a-scapegoat experiment has reached critical mass.

The consequences are dire. The pants have become sentient and are now demanding better working conditions.

They're not just any pants, they're the pants.

Professor Punsley has tried everything: Phase Four: The Pants Revolt, Phase Two: The Pant Dilemma, and even Phase Zero: The Pants Prelude but nothing seems to be working.

The pants are demanding a 4-day workweek, flexible dress code, and an end to the tyranny of the zipper.

It's a crisis of epic proportions. Stay tuned for further updates as this pant-astrophe unfolds.

Or, if you're not interested in pants, try: Squirrel-as-a-Scapegoat Phase Three: The Squirrel-nami