From the Desk of Professor Punsley, Punslinger Extraordinaire
Dear Ghost of Christmas Past,
As I sit here in my cozy study, surrounded by the trappings of a life well-lived, I am reminded of the holiday season's most enduring spirit: puns.
Like the snow that falls gently upon my doorstep, my puns fall gently upon the ears of my students, who either groan or giggle in response.
But I digress. I've taken up my trusty pen and paper to pen a letter to you, dear Ghost of Christmas Past, in the hopes that you might find some festive cheer in the midst of the holiday hubbub.
As you know, I've been known to dabble in the dark arts of punnery, but even you, dear ghost, must admit that the art of the pun is a noble pursuit.
After all, what's the point of the holiday season if not to find some levity in the midst of the chaos?
Yours in the spirit of puns,
Professor Punsley
Read on to the Ghost of Christmas Present or a Letter to the Ghost of Christmas Future for more holiday cheer!