Why Doubt, Professor Punsley?

Because, let's face it, you're not a wizard. But, on the other hand, who needs magic when you have a PhD in Puns?

Professor Punsley's Ponderings:

• Doubt, but not too much.
• It's like, like, totally unnecessary, man.
• Who needs certainty when you have... well, more doubt?

Doubtful Definitions:

Doubt: n., A feeling of uncertainty or lack of conviction. Or, you know, a really bad haircut.

Doubtful: adj., Describing a person who is prone to excessive doubting, often due to a severe case of the "what-ifs."