Professor Punsley's Egg-cellent Advice

Crack open the book on life, my dear, and let the egg-cellent wisdom flow!

Here's some egg-cellent advice from yours truly, Professor Punsley:

• Beaten eggs are just like bad jokes - you have to crack 'em open.
• Eggs are like people, they're only as good as their egg-xpectations.
• You can't have your egg and your cake, and expect to eat it all.
• Don't be a chicken, do as the egg-sistors do.
• Scramble your brain, and you'll crack under the pressure.

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