Professor Punsley's Egg-cellent Advice
Crack open the book on life, my dear, and let the egg-cellent wisdom flow!
Here's some egg-cellent advice from yours truly, Professor Punsley:
- Beaten eggs are just like bad jokes - you have to crack 'em open.
- Eggs are like people, they're only as good as their egg-xpectations.
- You can't have your egg and your cake, and expect to eat it all.
- Don't be a chicken, do as the egg-sistors do.
- Scramble your brain, and you'll crack under the pressure.
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