EGG-CELLENT QUESTIONS

Why do eggs have their own holiday?

Is it because they're egg-static for celebration?

Do eggs make you cry? (get it? like egg-pressions)

EGG-STRAIGHT FROM THE HAT

Why do eggs have two eyes?

Is it because they're egg-pecting a good time?

Do eggs have egg-cellent taste in music?

EGG-CELLENT ADVICE FROM THE EXPERT

What's the best egg-ercise to do when you're feeling egg-stra stressed?

Try the egg-zoning out exercise: just close your eyes and imagine a big, fluffy egg.

Do eggs have egg-cellent hair?

EGG-CELLENT HAIR, DON'T CARE

Can you dye an egg and still keep it egg-cellent looking?

Only if you're a master of egg-pression!