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Professor Punsley's Pun-tastic Salon

Welcome to the most pun-filled, grammar-school-bashing destination on the web. Where the puns are as thick as the black borders, and the jokes are as sharp as a well-crafted sentence.

Today's Puns:

1. Why did the teacher cross the road?

To get to the other side, of course!

2. What do you call a alien who loves puns?

A pun-ternal alien!

3. Why did the banjo go to school?

Because it was a string-bean!

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