Welcome to Professor Punsley's Punsley's Udderly Hilarious Page

Where the puns are always pungent and the jokes are udderly ridiculous!

You've stumbled upon the most pun-filled page on the web, where cows go to laugh and chickens go to... well, not actually go anywhere, because they're too chicken.

But don't be a-maize-d about it, folks! We've got a whole farm of puns just waiting to be milked!

So why not stick around and get a taste of our udderly ridiculous humor? We've got:

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