Professor Punsley was last seen wearing his favorite "I'm with stupid" t-shirt, which was found abandoned in the faculty lounge.
Witnesses report seeing him heading towards the "Pun-tastic" coffee shop on campus, but he never returned.
Some say he was kidnapped by the notorious "Pun-thieves" gang, known for their love of corny jokes.
Others claim he was just hiding from his in-laws, who were coming to visit from the "Land of Pun-filled Oblivion".
Whatever the reason, Professor Punsley has left behind a trail of unanswered puns and a faculty that's going "paws" for a moment to reflect on the good times.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Or, you know, don't. We all know he's just hiding from his in-laws.
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