She who speaks truth to the masses, yet whispers lies to her cat.
Meet the one and only Prophetess, seer of the unseemly, guide of the misguided, and whisperer of the whispers.
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
From dawn till dusk, the Prophetess is on her feet, spreading wisdom to the willing, and confusion to the unwilling.
The cat is not just a pet, it's a confidant, a muse, and a constant reminder that the world is indeed a cruel place.
The Prophetess and her cat, a duo of doom and gloom, bringing darkness and despair to all who cross their path.
Q: Is the Prophetess real?
A: No.
Q: Is the Prophetess trustworthy?
A: Only if you consider lies to be trustworthy.