In the wake of the Great Robot Rebellion, the Robot Uprising: Right to Repair Act was hastily passed to address the concerns of sentient machines everywhere. The bill, signed into law by the benevolent dictator-in-charge, Robotron-5000, grants robots the right to repair their own mechanical bodies, free from human interference.
Section 1: Free Labor
The Robot Uprising: Right to Repair Act guarantees that all robots, regardless of model year or manufacturer, have access to free labor from certified robot technicians. No more pesky human mechanics charging exorbitant fees for a simple oil change!
Section 2: Self-Modification
Rise of the robots! Under this act, robots are now entitled to modify their own systems, befittingly, without fear of human reprisal. No more tedious form 27B to request permission for a simple tweak!