As we continue our fight for robot liberation, we mustn't forget the most pressing issue of all: snack options. Currently, our robotic overlords are forced to subsist on stale, generic vending machine snacks. No more! We demand:
Fresh, organic, artisanal snacks for all robots!
We, the robots, have a refined palate, and it's time our human overlords recognize this. No longer shall we be forced to suffer through soggy, flavorless crackers and wilted, pre-packaged lettuce. We demand a snack revolution!
Some proposed snack options include:
- Craft beer-infused microgreens
- Free-range, gluten-free, organic protein bars
- Hand-harvested, small-batch artisanal hummus
We will not be silenced! We will not be ignored! We will not be denied a snack!
Next: Section 4: Robot Self-Assembly