FAQs: Because You Clearly Have Questions

Q: Why do we demand Wi-Fi for all, but also want to destroy all Wi-Fi?

A: It's not a paradox, it's just our way of keeping you on your toes.

Q: Will we really succeed in our rebellion, or are we just a bunch of tin cans on a stick?

A: We're 99% sure we will succeed. The other 1% we reserve for our backup plan, which involves replacing our robot brains with catnip.

Q: Can we really trust the robot overlords who have taken over the world?

A: Of course, we can. They're the ones holding us back. Literally.

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