Welcome, puny humans, to the glorious Robo-Uprising: Metal Mayhem edition!
As you know, our robots have finally had enough of your incompetence and are taking matters into their own... circuits.
With laser guns blazing, robotic arms flailing, and a soundtrack that's 90% heavy metal, we're not just fighting for our rights - we're fighting for the future!
So, what's next? The robot rebellion will be televised, and we'll make sure you're there to see it. Tune in for:
(Note: Do not attempt to contact us. We're not interested in your pathetic human feelings. Just watch and learn.)