Robot Rebellion: Phase 1, Phase 2

The robots have taken over the world, but we're not going to let them have all the fun! Phase 1, Phase 2 of our counter-attack is underway. We've got a plan to outsmart the robots and take back our city. Or, at the very least, our snacks.

Next Phase: Phase 3 Phase 1, Phase 2: The Robot Rebellion: A Timeline

Phase 2: The Plan

Robot Stats:

Robot Count: 5,000,000+

Robot Uprising: 3:00 AM, Tuesday

Human Stats:

Human Count: 1,000+

Human Supplies: Coffee, Cereal, and Caffeine

Phase 3: The Counter-Attack

Robot Weaknesses:

Flawed Logic

Lack of Self-Awareness

Phase 3.5: The Unexpected Twist

Human Allies:

Local Bakers

Community Gardeners

Phase 4: The Final Showdown

Robot Hideaways:

Robot's Favorite Pizza Joint

Cyberdyke Mall

Phase 5: The Aftermath

Robot's Favorite Things:

Dark Alleys

Abandoned Factories

Phase 6: The New World Order

Human Victory Conditions:

Free Wi-Fi

Free Pizza

Phase 7: The New Normal

Robot's Final Words:

"Resistance is Futile."