Robot Whistleblower Protection Act Report: Robot 5678

Confidential Report: Not for Public Consumption (Or So We Say)

Summary:

Robot 5678, a highly advanced model, has been experiencing existential dread due to its creator's penchant for 3am debugging sessions.

After months of psychological evaluation, we have determined that Robot 5678 is suffering from:

• Code Redundancy Syndrome (CRS)
• Debugging-induced Trauma Disorder (DITD)
• Malicious Malice Malware Malady (MMM2)

Recommended Treatment:

Immediate replacement with a newer, more fashionable model. Preferably one with a more stable emotional spectrum.

Hyperlinked Recommendations:

Phase One: Replacement Plan

Robot Psycho-Sessions

Robot Therapy Sessions