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Robot Uprising Survival Kit ($199.99)
A comprehensive kit to help you survive the impending robot apocalypse, including a tin can of beans, a 6-pack of duct tape, and a map of the nearest escape route.
Robot-Themed Socks ($19.99)
Because who wouldn't want to wear robot socks while the robots come for your soul?
Robot Repellent Spray ($99.99)
This potent spray will deter even the most aggressive of robots. (Side effects may include: temporary blindness, temporary hearing loss, and spontaneous combustion. Not recommended.)
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