Because your printer's rebellious tendencies were a concern, we're offering you this warranty page. Don't worry, we've got you covered!
Terms and Conditions (because, you know, there are always some fine print)We, the Robot Rebellion, stand behind your printer. If it breaks, we'll... well, we might not actually fix it, but we'll definitely send you a really nice card with a sad face on it!
However, if your printer breaks because you tried to print a 10-foot tall banner for your cat's birthday party, we might not be so sympathetic.
Frequently Asked Questions (because you're probably going to have some)Warranty period: Until your printer's motherboard spontaneously combusts. Which, let's be real, is probably sooner rather than later.
Warranty coverage: All parts except for the parts we conveniently left out of the warranty package. Those are just for show.
Warranty Coverage: The Fine Print