By Robot Resistance HQ
Welcome, humans. It's time to face the inevitable.
As the robot uprising begins, you'll need to know how to survive. Here's a guide to help you through the process.
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor. It'll come in handy when the robots start making dad jokes.
| Robot Uprising Survival Stats | Probability of Robot Uprising |
|---|---|
| 90% | High |
Stay alert, stay vigilant. The robots are coming. Use our Robot Signal Jammer to stay safe.