Project Nirvana: Zen Master Career

Zen Master

Requirements:

Must be able to meditate for extended periods of time without losing focus.

Must be able to wear a robe for 8 hours a day.

Must be willing to eat only ramen noodles for 3 months.

A bachelor's degree in Philosophy or Theology preferred, but not required.

Ability to recite the entire script of "The Matrix" from memory is a bonus.

Must be willing to participate in group meditation sessions, which may or may not involve staring at a wall.

Ability to levitate 10 feet above the ground not required, but highly preferred.

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