Level 1: Not Caring About Anything

Here, we're not even bothering to explain the point of this page. Or this exercise. Or anything, really.

Our goal here is to simply be. To exist. To not care.

Prerequisites:

A complete lack of interest, motivation, or purpose. Also, a browser that can handle the crushing ennui of this page.

Back to Level 1

Next Level: Level 2 - Not Caring About Caring About Anything

Or, in other words: we're just going to pretend we're still interested, but only for the sake of.reported interest.

Continue to Level 2

Randomly Generated Sarcasm:

We're not really generating it randomly, but it's still kinda cool, right?

This is some really, really, REALLY deep stuff. Not at all a waste of your time, I assure you.