According to ancient wisdom, the meaning of life is to find inner peace. But let's be real, that sounds like a real downer. So, let's just say it's to eat pizza and watch cat videos.
Q2: Can you really live off pizza and cat videos alone?Of course not! But have you tried the new " anchovies-and-pizza-delivery" service? It's a real game-changer.
Q3: Are there any actual answers here?Ha! You want answers? How about this: inner peace is just a state of mind, but it's also a good excuse to avoid doing laundry.
Q4: Is this just a bunch of hippie nonsense?Hey, someone's gotta keep the peace, man.
Back to the beginningFine. Here's a tip: just be more relaxed, man. Take a deep breath and let the universe do its thing. Unless it's a Tuesday. On Tuesdays, just do whatever.
Q6: Tuesday tips, huh?Don't worry, it's just a phase. A phase of existential dread. But hey, at least the coffee is still good, right?
Back to the beginningAh, the coffee! It's like the answer to all of life's questions. But don't get too attached, man. It's just coffee.
Q9: More coffee answers?Yeah, it's like the universe is just a big ol' cup of coffee. Black as coal, rich as life.
Q10: Coffee-osophyIt's like the coffee is the answer, but the question is still, like, "What is the meaning of life?" But with more caffeine.
Back to the beginningNope. You're on your own, man. But hey, that's the beauty of inner peace, right?