Inner Peace: A Guide to Pretending to be Interested in Philosophy

Step 1: Pretend to understand the basics of existentialism, but only if someone else mentions it first.

Step 2: Use buzzwords like 'Being and Time' and 'The Absurd' in everyday conversations, but only with a hint of confusion.

Step 3: Develop a strong opinion on the meaning of life, but only after reading the back of the book.

And that's it! You're now a certified Pretender to Philosophy.

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