Inner Peace: The Pencil Tap Edition

Are you tired of achieving inner peace through meditation, yoga, or other fluffy hippie nonsense? Look no further than the ancient art of Pencil Tapping! With its roots in the 1970s, Pencil Tapping has been a staple of inner peace enthusiasts for decades.

Step 1: Find a suitable surface to tap your pencil on. This can be a desk, a table, or even the wall. Make sure it's not too soft, or you'll end up with a bruised ego.

Step 2: Hold your pencil vertically, with the tip facing downwards. You can use your non-dominant hand, but let's be real, it's just not as effective.

Step 3: TAP, TAP, TAP! Focus on the rhythmic sound of the pencil tapping on the surface. Don't worry about the underlying message, just let your subconscious do the work.

And that's it! With regular practice, you too can achieve inner peace through Pencil Tapping. Try it out and find your inner... Tap!