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Step 2: Play with Pencils

As you've reached this point, you've already learned the basics of inner peace through fidgeting. Now it's time to elevate your practice with the ancient art of playing with pencils! Pencils are the perfect tool for finding balance, clarity, and focus in this chaotic world. You see, the smooth, waxy glide of the lead across the page can be meditatively soothing, much like the gentle lapping of waves on a summer shore.

But, be warned: excessive pencil play may lead to unintended consequences, such as:

Don't let that happen to you! Stay focused and continue on to Step 3: Play with Strings

For further reading, see our appendix for more advanced techniques and potential side effects of excessive pencil play.

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