Inner Peace as a Service - Recommendations

Welcome, seeker of inner peace! We've curated a list of the best practices to achieve enlightenment within.

Try our top 5 picks for Inner Peace as a Service:

• Meditate for 30 minutes a day (guaranteed to make you feel like you're 7 years old again)
• Eat 10 servings of avocado a day (the creaminess is key)
• Practice deep breathing exercises in a crowded elevator (because nothing says 'peace' like being stuck in a box with strangers)
• Take a 10-minute power nap under a fluorescent light (because even the sun isn't as bright as this)
• Listen to ambient noise while stuck in line at the DMV (it's like a meditation retreat, but with more paperwork)

Remember, inner peace is just a few clicks away...

Disclaimer: results not guaranteed, but highly likely to be mildly entertaining.