Because, you know, life is just one big question mark after another.
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But, like, don't expect us to actually help you or anything. That's just, like, so not what we do.
Consult our team of highly trained existential therapists.Or, like, don't. We're not really into that whole "helping" thing.
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Join us in our existential contemplation sessions.Or, like, do whatever you want, man. We're just here for the free snacks.
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Pay us later, man.Because, like, we have a lot of existential overhead, you know.
Like, seriously, have you seen our electricity bill lately?
We're talking, like, existential crisis management, man.
It's, like, a real thing.
But, like, don't expect us to actually do anything about it.
We're just, like, here to talk about it.
And, like, maybe eat some free snacks.
But, like, don't get your hopes up, man.
It's, like, just a bunch of meaningless things, man.
But, like, we're here to help you pretend otherwise.
So, like, what are you waiting for, man?
Don't be, like, that guy, man.