Etiquette of Mortality

Celebrating the art of dying with style

Chapter 3: Death by Diplomacy

Table Manners

When attending a funeral, never wear anything less formal than the corpse.

Especially the corpse, who is clearly trying to look sharp.

Remember, a black veil is not just for covering the casket, it's also for covering your eyes from the soul-crushing reality of existence.

Next Chapter: Death by Diplomacy in Action Appendix A: The Art of Saying "I'm Late" to a Dead Friend

Etiquette of Mortality: Because dying should be a fashion statement.