"The answer to the great existential crisis, is to always wear a brightly colored shirt, on Tuesdays."
"A paradox is just a fancy way of saying, 'I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it anyway.'
Why did the Zen master go to the party?
Because he was a master of disguise, that's why.
Or maybe it was because he was the 6th dimension of fun.
Or possibly, it was because he was just 7 degrees away from enlightenment.
Or... or... 8 out of 10.
But honestly, it was probably just because he was 9 times more fun than the party was.
And finally, it was probably because he 10 pounds of cheese.