The Inconvenience of Life

Or, as the great philosopher, Paradoxicus Maximus, once said:

  1. Everything is a hassle, even the things that aren't.
  2. You can't even get a decent cup of coffee without being asked if you want a straw.
  3. The only thing worse than waiting in line is waiting in line for something you're not even sure you want.

And don't even get me started on The Meaninglessness of the Void.

The Unavoidability of Death The Inefficiency of Time More Pointless Puns