Time: The Unreliable Scapegoat

You know, it's always something, right? Time is always running out, always getting away. Like that one friend who's always late to the party, but never pays for the pizza.
Time As An Uninvited Neighbor

But seriously, have you ever noticed how time just sort of... happens? Like, it's not even really a thing, it's just a bunch of arbitrary units we use to measure our collective anxiety.
Time Is Relative (But Only To Our Sanity)

And don't even get me started on how time is just a human construct. Like, we're the ones who made it up, but we're also the ones who are stuck with it.
Time Is A Boomerang (But Only If You're A Time-Traveler)