The Futility of Optimization

Why bother with the human condition when you can just write a better algorithm? The infinite loop of despair that is algorithmic nihilism.

Our solution suite includes:

• The Paradox of the Spoon
• The Algorithmic Nihilist Manifesto
• Therapy for the Lost Souls of Code

Or, for the truly hopeless, The Terminal Dilemma: Where the cursor goes to die