Welcome to Instantaneous Knowledge Transfer, where our team of expert Prophets will transfer knowledge from one brain to another with lightning speed and zero effort.
Our Prophets are the best in the business, and our technology is cutting-edge. Well, not really cutting-edge, but it's better than the alternative.
Just ask your question, and our Prophets will transfer the knowledge in an instant. No more tedious reading or research required.
But wait, there's more! Our service also comes with a 100% money-back guarantee. If we can't transfer the knowledge, you get your money back, and a free hug.
Step 1: Ask your question in the form below.
Step 2: Our Prophets receive the question and start transferring the knowledge.
Step 3: You receive the transferred knowledge in your mind.
"I asked the Prophet for the location of the best sushi restaurant in the city, and in an instant, I had the answer in my head!" - Happy Customer
"I asked the Prophet for the solution to world peace, and in an instant, I had the answer, which was 'just be nice to each other'... and a few world maps." - Confused Customer