12 Toppings of Pancake

Here are the answers to the most pressing questions about the most majestic of breakfast foods.

1. Is it a good idea to put bacon on a pancake?

Only if you want to ruin a good thing, friend. Bacon and pancakes are like peanut butter and chocolate - they're better apart.

Learn more about the horrors of bacon.

2. Can I put pickles on my pancakes?

Only if you're trying to trick your taste buds into thinking you're eating a salad. Don't do it, friend.

Discover the horrors of pickle-ized breakfasts.

3. Are pancakes the perfect food for a hangover?

They're the perfect food for a Tuesday, but that's about it.

Learn about the science of pancakes as hangover remedy.

4. Can I put peanut butter and jelly on my pancakes?

Only if you want to ruin a good thing, friend. PB&J is for sandwiches, pancakes are for... well, pancakes.

Punish yourself with the PB&J pancake abomination.

5. Can I put chocolate chips on my pancakes?

Only if you want to give up all hope and surrender to the sweet-tooth of your heart.

Surrender to the chocolate-fueled despair.

6. Can I put fruit on my pancakes?

Only if you're a hipster and want to make fun of the common man's breakfast choices.

Learn about the pretentiousness of fruit-topped pancakes.

7. Are pancakes a good base for waffles?

No. Don't do it. Just don't.

Discover the horrors of pancake-waffle hybrid abominations.

8. Can I put Nutella on my pancakes?

Only if you want to give up all hope and surrender to the spread of your soul.

Surrender to the Nutella-fueled madness.

9. Can I put honey on my pancakes?

Only if you want to be seen as a basic human being, devoid of any original thought.

Learn about the banality of honey-topped pancakes.

10. Can I put syrup on my pancakes?

Only if you want to give your pancreas a good workout.

Discover the science of syrup-induced diabetes.

11. Can I put whipped cream on my pancakes?

Only if you want to be seen as a basic human being, devoid of any original thought.

Learn about the banality of whipped cream-topped pancakes.

12. Can I put sprinkles on my pancakes?

Only if you're a basic human being, devoid of any original thought.

Discover the horrors of sprinkles-topped pancakes.