Technique 15: Butter Toppings of the Future

Sub-Techniques:

What's the point of Technique 15?

Technique 15, also known as Butter Toppings of the Future, is a revolutionary new method of applying butter to pancakes. It involves using AI-powered robotic arms to delicately drizzle butter onto the pancake surface in a intricate, swirling pattern, creating a visually striking and Instagrammable effect.

Is this really the future of pancake toppings?

We're not saying it is, but it's definitely a possible future. In fact, we're already working on a patent for "Pancake-Topping-Genie" - a machine that will dispense an infinite variety of toppings while you sleep, because, let's be real, who needs personal responsibility when it comes to their diet?

How much will it cost?

The price will be determined by the number of AI engineers it takes to train the robots, the number of robotic arms needed to achieve optimal butter drizzling, and the cost of the fancy algorithm used to create the intricate patterns. But let's be real, you're going to want to pay top dollar for this level of pancake perfection, aren't you?

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Pancake Topping Subreddit:

r/pancaketopings

Discuss the intricacies of butter toppings with fellow pancake enthusiasts.

Pancake Topping Simulator:

Try out different topping techniques in our simulator!

Get a taste of what the future has in store.