Surpassing 7.2: The Unlikely Quest for the Perfect Pancake Topping

Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to the realm of pancake toppings. We've been asked to create a topping so divine, so transcendent, that it surpasses the arbitrary number 7.2.

Our research has led us to the following candidates:

• BlueberryBouquet (7.5)
• MapleMarmaladeMystic (7.8)
• CherryCoulisCharmante (9.1)

But wait, there's more! Our team has discovered a hidden, top-secret topping that may, just may, surpass 7.2:

TBD (Topping Beyond Description)

We're still refining the recipe, but we're confident it'll shatter the glass ceiling of 7.2. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates.

(Or don't. We won't judge you for that.)